Everyone always says "college is the best years of your life."  Well that's great for them.  Because if this first year of college is any indication, it SUCKS.  College has taken me off my throne.  I used to be on top of the world, and now I don't even know what the hell is going on.  For heaven's sake, I took caculus II just last year; I'm taking it again now, and I don't recognize it at ALL.  And then there's my life--where the hell is it going?  Nowhere, apparently.  I don't know what I want to do with myself or how.  Oh, and I don't have any friends here.  Not really.  So that sucks.

 New paragraph!  Take today, for instance.  I was really depressed in class.  REALLY depressed.  But then I got back to my room and in a few hours I was really HAPPY.  And I don't know WHY.  Now I am depressed again.  It doesn't help that it's all so liberal everywhere you look here.  Yeah. What now.  I'm so depressed, but that does not mean I can not keep complaining about that.  I mean, why does everyone get so gosh darn STUPID once they arrive at college?  There is this thing they are pushing,  I would say it is a liberal idea because it is retarded and they want to take my money for it.  They want to plant orange trees on campus so students can "grab a snack on the way to class."  Now I am no expert on orange trees, but I am guessing they do not each produce HUNDREDS OF ORANGES PER DAY.  Not to mention it would be unsanitary.  Unless you added pesticides, but then half the student body would get up in arms about that, which is pretty darned funny when you think about it.

"On the average, a 'Washington Navel' orange tree may bear approximately 100 fruits in a season."

There we go.  A SEASON.  Maybe it's a different orange tree though. But that wouldn't keep it from being SUPREMELY RETARDED.

Liberal liberal liberal.  It's freaking everywhere and it's pissing me off.   Leave me alone people.  I don't want to HEAR IT.

-Revan, of course.  Who else? WHO ELSE I SAY